men’s back muscles let you know that god is real
I don’t think I’ll ever understand why people feel the need to send mean anons about a persons appearance
apparently my hair is her new favorite toy
*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!
I remember in 2009 there was this craze going around at my school where girls were trying to get drunk by inserting vodka soaked tampons in their bodies and this girl tried it with blue alcopops and it dyed her princess parts turquoise.
That is what I said yes.
just woke up 2 find jill slid this under my front door
i put it in and it is actually “so yesterday” 17 times over. my friends are really good sometimes
i just remembered how in middle school a bunch of boys would go around and tickle girl’s chins and shout “BALLS ON UR CHIN” and this guy i knew did it to this tiny quiet unassuming girl and like at the speed of fuckin light she grabbed his arm and headbutted him directly in the nose and he passed the fuck out
when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back